Calling all Roanoke Republicans.

I've been invited to a Drinking Liberally event tonight at Awful Arthur's. I must tell you I'm tempted. The company sounds engaging, I like drink and - let's be honest - I like liberals.

But the truth is if I wanted to drink liberally I could stay at home in Brooklyn. Moreover I know that Sarah Palin is very popular in these parts and I can't believe that some of you aren't gathering somewhere to cheer her on.

Anyone know of a conservative debate watching party? You provide the conservatives, I'll bring the dips.

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